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THE J2 LIFE.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Good Mornighting and welcome to scandalous at midnight!
Due to the overwhelming response from our viewers, the committee has decided that a new show will be branched out from scandalous at midnight - crapppy at noon - to satisfy those who need to sleep early.
For today's headline, the SAM crew went all out to do a real survey to find out just how kids(yup i'm referring to us) are spending their holidays. We interviewed some of these kids to find out more.
$$ Kid : Go zhaw gang la! Liddat then wu lui wat! Use ur blain la!
Mugger Muthu: Huh ... Did u say somethin? Can dun ka chiao me?(turns back to book)
!@#$%^&: **** la, tio survey leh - kam sway! U Bas**** can go FO not? ****ing free isit? Just FO la C*B* *censored* (after that profanity lian tian so part 2 was cut)
FFoF Freak(Football fan or fanatic): Zzzz.... huh..siam la , need ta slp otherwise tml england dun hav me support will lose....zzzZ
FeiZai: Camp at the food expo there,free food all day long leh. *burp* err...execute me ah , i hungry again.
Gamingnoob: Ply maple la ... i lv 15 already u know, strong hor? I yesterday kill pig leh, u say zai not.I holding that very rare weapon u know ... tt wat wooden somethin somethin one.I finally got 1000 gold u know, damn hard to get leh. U know hor tt ....
(after some 2 hours, SAM survey crew decided to dao him n walk away since he still haven say his bit finish ... sry noob)
Someone: Eat ba chaw mi wif de gua, travel around Singapore remindin ppl to tell ba chaw uncle dun wan de gua to avoid gettin scolded see lang tao.
mr 54 : Do project work la... so cham loh. After tt mug la, mug till kesiao then do project work again la. ( Reminder to do ur pw n studyin hor)
The SAM crew has come to the conclusion tt the June hols this year is developing very normally and thus see no need to do anythin about it.(I wonder y this is the headline??)
*Commercial*
It has big eyes , it swims ever so gracefully.
Buy a Goldfish 2day, its the right thing to do!
Back to the bodyline,(serious things if u remember correctly)
June hols here, any plans anyone?
I wanna hav a class bbq both for the old n new guard so can some one volunteer to organize one?
Those who wanna watch World Cup but got no broadcast of it at home, today err.. tomonth is ur lucky month. Wilson n I will be allowing stayovers to watch it at midnight+ (so i expect to see more scandalous at midnight episode hor!). Interested ppl plz sign up quickly!
We hav come to the end of this episode of SAM, if u will be so kind as to click on the tiny box at the top right hand corner of this window, i bid all u viewers a hearty farewell!Go on... Byebye! Scram already!SHOO..
Why am I doing this at {8:54 AM}
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