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THE J2 LIFE.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Good Mornighting and welcome to scandalous at midnight!
Due to the overwhelming response from our viewers, the committee has decided that a new show will be branched out from scandalous at midnight - crapppy at noon - to satisfy those who need to sleep early.
For today's headline, the SAM crew went all out to do a real survey to find out just how kids(yup i'm referring to us) are spending their holidays. We interviewed some of these kids to find out more.
$$ Kid : Go zhaw gang la! Liddat then wu lui wat! Use ur blain la!
Mugger Muthu: Huh ... Did u say somethin? Can dun ka chiao me?(turns back to book)
!@#$%^&: **** la, tio survey leh - kam sway! U Bas**** can go FO not? ****ing free isit? Just FO la C*B* *censored* (after that profanity lian tian so part 2 was cut)
FFoF Freak(Football fan or fanatic): Zzzz.... huh..siam la , need ta slp otherwise tml england dun hav me support will lose....zzzZ
FeiZai: Camp at the food expo there,free food all day long leh. *burp* err...execute me ah , i hungry again.
Gamingnoob: Ply maple la ... i lv 15 already u know, strong hor? I yesterday kill pig leh, u say zai not.I holding that very rare weapon u know ... tt wat wooden somethin somethin one.I finally got 1000 gold u know, damn hard to get leh. U know hor tt ....
(after some 2 hours, SAM survey crew decided to dao him n walk away since he still haven say his bit finish ... sry noob)
Someone: Eat ba chaw mi wif de gua, travel around Singapore remindin ppl to tell ba chaw uncle dun wan de gua to avoid gettin scolded see lang tao.
mr 54 : Do project work la... so cham loh. After tt mug la, mug till kesiao then do project work again la. ( Reminder to do ur pw n studyin hor)
The SAM crew has come to the conclusion tt the June hols this year is developing very normally and thus see no need to do anythin about it.(I wonder y this is the headline??)
*Commercial*
It has big eyes , it swims ever so gracefully.
Buy a Goldfish 2day, its the right thing to do!
Back to the bodyline,(serious things if u remember correctly)
June hols here, any plans anyone?
I wanna hav a class bbq both for the old n new guard so can some one volunteer to organize one?
Those who wanna watch World Cup but got no broadcast of it at home, today err.. tomonth is ur lucky month. Wilson n I will be allowing stayovers to watch it at midnight+ (so i expect to see more scandalous at midnight episode hor!). Interested ppl plz sign up quickly!
We hav come to the end of this episode of SAM, if u will be so kind as to click on the tiny box at the top right hand corner of this window, i bid all u viewers a hearty farewell!Go on... Byebye! Scram already!SHOO..
Why am I doing this at {8:54 AM}
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Sunday, May 14, 2006
All ya Dudez N Galz, SK's in the house!
Yupz long time no see err chat err blog....
Regardin Wilson's Post on the 'sian look david', ain't i always look liddat??
Look can change one meh - talk kok! I born liddat mah ...
Good Mornin(seriously its mornin now) and welcome to 'Scandalous at Midnight'.We move to headlines for some shockin revelation -
Recently for some unknown reason, there has been a sudden rise in the no. of clubs in VJC.Even more unknown is the fact tt many of them were founded within some unknown class codenamed wusi.Unknowingly, already many ppl have fallen victims to these unorthodox clubs such as *UNKNOWN*, *UNKNOWN* and *UNKNOWN*. Some(di san sheng) brave correspondent has risked his life to venture into this unknown and unknowing to these cults err... clubs has extracted some previously unknown information to expose to us unknowing commoners.
Case 1: S to the power of 3 club
Description: Stands for sleepin slackin stonin. Frequented by people who are s'ses.
Clubhouse located mainly in library,treehouse,canteen,toilet(somehow!?!?) and jus about anywhr n everywhr(ahberden stonin need place meh - stone is dun move whreva u r wat)
Case 2:Haiz Club a.k.a S.L Club
Description: Wat is the sound of sighin? If U dunno, u mus be a extremely worryfree carefree person which practically doesn't exist so 1st name no need explain. S.L stands for Sad Life Club. It originates from a very prominent person we all know very well.He is the one n onli *censored*(haiz sad life ah). This club has a rule tt members have to sigh as a way of greetin ppl they meet both sad life n happy life. I m glad to say tt i myself hav not succumbed to the clutches of this cult errr... club. Haiz.....Oops i meant Yay!
I urge everyone to be on guard for these clubs which be too irresistable to not join.Our headquarters have received a tip-off tt all these cults err... clubs are linked to one main mastermind.This person can be anione, even someone u have known for 3 months errr.... years.So beware him/her, or else......
*Commercial*
Join Anime Club 2day - Its the right thing to do!
We return to 'Scandalous at Midnight'.Now on to the bodyline(section wif serious matter duh body leh got content de) for the things we all hate most.
All those goin for choir concert on Tuesday wanna meet somewhr b4 tt for dinner or somethin??Oh n i feel tt wearin uniform there is like so totally yux(hullo ... Esplanade leh)!Any suggestions for dress code?
June Hols Comin any plans anione?
HOw bout a BBQ someday somewhr somehow?
We Hav Come to the end of the 1st episode of 'Scandalous at Midnight'(Duh...i need to slp leh).PLz feel free to broadcast the next episode whenever u are free.(Jus stay true to the theme n do at after midnight)Thank You N hav a Nice Day errr night errr mornin err wateva!Goodnight!
P.S. TT SK in the tagboard haizin is some pretendious siao kia impersonatin me if onli u were stupid enough to believe me.
P.S.S I not lazy hor see i post so long de!!!I onli crazi......
Why am I doing this at {9:37 AM}
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Hey long time since anyone posted so i will post AGAIN. WAD A LAZY CLASS.
Anyway class has been quite busy lately AS USUAL with CCAS and PW. WAD A SHAME! If not we can have more class outings and stuff. Anyway recently we had the (sisclub-1 + 2) gathering. Quite fun i guess haha. Got the cutest wilson, not cute jing cheng, sian look david, chubby fiona, horrid jasmine, modern auntie lime and plain elaine. We went to watch poseidon but it jus sucked. 9.50 down the drain. Thruout the outing, jing cheng acted cute for a significant no. of times which we were all able to see thru. TRY BETTER NEXT TIME JING CHENG! U ARE NOT NATURALLY CUTE LIKE ME! LOL!
After the movie we had a short bonding session with jc. It was quite ok i guess hahaha. Overall it was quite an enjoyable day bah hahahaha....
Why am I doing this at {9:17 AM}
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